new masturbation machine

Discussion in 'Shortcircuit City' started by Hamburglar, Sep 1, 2011.

  1. Hamburglar

    Hamburglar I masturbate to teletubbies

  2. Hamburglar

    Hamburglar I masturbate to teletubbies

    went in to fax a paper
    walked out with a $800 bill after a 3 yr coverage plan and a wireless mouse
  3. Cali Korleone

    Cali Korleone Fists with your toes?

    ctrl+shift+N
  4. raged

    raged I like guys who eat meat.

    won't the reflection of sunlight off the white keyboard burn your ginger ass?
    Sk1n likes this.
  5. Hamburglar

    Hamburglar I masturbate to teletubbies

    i have to suit up
    involves black trash bags and duct tape
  6. Sk1n

    Sk1n My pitbull has balls as nice as mine

    I seriously thought, this thread was about another Fleshlight thing...what a fucking let down...

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