Old Broads are titty-smackin’ good

Old Broads are titty-smackin’ good

Well, it doesn’t get much more “interesting” than this. Back when I was in the college years, checking fake IDs of McLovin dream-weavers, I used to see some seriously fantastic people come into my store. And…by “fantastic”, I mean completely f**king odd. Like, “get out the jackets with one sleeve” odd. So, one...

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New Years was busy and I drank in the morning

New Years was busy and I drank in the morning

Last night was New Year’s Eve and the casino was slammed, as expected. Upper management had us park two miles away and bus us in so that the customers could use our parking spots. Waiting in my suit for a bus at 8:30pm in the middle of a freezing industrial wasteland, I wondered how bullshit the night was going to be. I started out my night watching 4 pai...

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The craziest thing to happen to me yet

The craziest thing to happen to me yet

We had the craziest thing happen to us this past winter, and I didn’t think it was as crazy then as I do now after cleaning off my digital camera’s SD card.  So here goes… I will set the stage for you.  Five of my buddies from college planned an ice fishing trip.  First off, ice fishing is a totally male dominated sport; you never see women...

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Dateline-like sting

Dateline-like sting

So I have a clique of pit boss friends at work, and this one guy, Mr.K, in our clique had some time off, and then stopped showing up for work, even though he was on the schedule. We assumed he had been arrested for something or maybe in an accident. He dabbled in drugs and had just come back from Amsterdam a few weeks before, so we all assumed he brought back...

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Lonely men have a hard time holding onto money

Lonely men have a hard time holding onto money

The first one is about Mr. Angry. He is an angry Arab man with money. Mr. Fu is a Chinese flea. (flea = term for people that have small money that are degenerate gamblers). Fu befriends Angry and is like his lackey in the casino for a year. He takes him food, drinks, ashtrays, cashes his chips in at the cage and brings him back the cash. Angry has NO friends,...

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I wished death on someone and they died

I wished death on someone and they died

So there’s this player at my casino, Mr. S, is a HUUUUUUUUGE player. He owns an international company, wins/loses one million+ dollars a night. The maximum bet in our casino is 100k, and this guy bets it. Mr S. used to be a fairly nice guy and pleasant to be around. Then slowly, over the course of say 4 years he became more and more of a prick. This takes...

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