Old Broads are titty-smackin’ good

Old Broads are titty-smackin’ good

Well, it doesn’t get much more “interesting” than this. Back when I was in the college years, checking fake IDs of McLovin dream-weavers, I used to see some seriously fantastic people come into my store. And…by “fantastic”, I mean completely f**king odd. Like, “get out the jackets with one sleeve” odd. So, one...

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Contests involving MS Paint can be seriously fun

Contests involving MS Paint can be seriously fun

What happens when you mix a “just for fun” contest, porn pics, and peeps with too much time on their hands?  Yeah.  You guessed it.  If you couldn’t tell by the above intro image, then…well, get a clue.  We have surfed to the ends of the Internet to find some of what we called the “best in class” (if “class”...

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Co-workers that are incredibly Annoying

Co-workers that are incredibly Annoying

No matter what, I think we can all come to terms that, in general, people just sometimes really piss you off.  How?  Annoying the hell out of you by doing stupid stuff, that’s how.  I don’t care who you are or where you work, ALL of you out there know there’s that one person (or people maybe, hah!) at work you’d love to punch in the...

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New Years was busy and I drank in the morning

New Years was busy and I drank in the morning

Last night was New Year’s Eve and the casino was slammed, as expected. Upper management had us park two miles away and bus us in so that the customers could use our parking spots. Waiting in my suit for a bus at 8:30pm in the middle of a freezing industrial wasteland, I wondered how bullshit the night was going to be. I started out my night watching 4 pai...

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Happy Un-birthday to ME!

Happy Un-birthday to ME!

If you haven’t a clue what movie the picture is from, piss off and quit reading right now.  If you do happen to know, then pull up a pint and see what you think. My friend John and I work together as pit bosses. We decided to throw a fake birthday party for ourselves at a bar/club. At the time (three months ago) it was a completely hysterical idea as...

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The craziest thing to happen to me yet

The craziest thing to happen to me yet

We had the craziest thing happen to us this past winter, and I didn’t think it was as crazy then as I do now after cleaning off my digital camera’s SD card.  So here goes… I will set the stage for you.  Five of my buddies from college planned an ice fishing trip.  First off, ice fishing is a totally male dominated sport; you never see women...

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Dateline-like sting

Dateline-like sting

So I have a clique of pit boss friends at work, and this one guy, Mr.K, in our clique had some time off, and then stopped showing up for work, even though he was on the schedule. We assumed he had been arrested for something or maybe in an accident. He dabbled in drugs and had just come back from Amsterdam a few weeks before, so we all assumed he brought back...

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